🇺🇦: Wait, so we have to share showers because water is scarce?

🇧🇾: That's what dad told us.

🇰🇿: It's not that bad. Mongolia and I usually share anyway.

🇷🇺: Makes sense to me. Ha! Hey, Ukraine, it'll be like when we were kids!

🇺🇦: Russia, I'm not sharing a shower with you.

🇷🇺: Aww, too grown up to share a bath with your big brother?

🇺🇦: No, I don't feel like bringing the wrath of a jealous China upon myself.

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🇨🇭 : Dumbest scar stories, go!

🇬🇧: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

🇫🇷: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

🇵🇱: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

🇮🇹: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

🇩🇪: I have emotional scars from living with all of you.

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🇺🇲: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my dad love me?

☭: ... I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you.

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🇺🇲: Can I, uh... have your permission to... to ask out Soviet Union?

Russian Empire: What is this, the dark ages? But you know what, since you asked, no. Beat me in a fistfight first, bitch boy.

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🇺🇲: If ever you feel safe, just remember I'm somewhere out there : )


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